1) Why are topologists unhappy at Alexander?
Simple,he cut the guardian's knot!
2) A topologist wanted to buy a doughnut, but since it was not available, he brought a coffee cup!
3) What did Cantor order when he visited Saravana Bhavan?
Set dosai!
4) This is more of poetry than a joke:
The conjugate pair commute to another dimension, and in a field, exchange rings! The simple groups watch the operator perform the complex analysis, as the pair causally kiss and kill... of course,all this is a lie!!
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