What did the paleontologist tell the doc when he got a severe cold?
die-nose-aur!
How do you convert sambar into gold?
by putting 24 carrots into it!(courtesy jetix)
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Tech mokkais return!!
Why little john never signs deals in closed rooms?
he is 'clause'trophobic!
Why does the athlete who fears frogs not prefer bad tracks?
he is bad-track-ophobic!(batrachophobic)
Which movie does a neophobic hate?
Matrix!
How does a dwarf wearing colourful dress solve equations with no exact solution?
using the runge-kutta method!(runge=colour,kutta=short)
A mechanical engineer working for the navy was travelling in a ship when he got a stroke and fell unconscious.what did the doc do to revive him?
he used the navy-er st(r)okes equations!(navier-stokes)
tech mokkais v2..0
What does a snake become when it sees a boar with an aura around it?
simple,auroboros!
Which network connection does an amoeba use?
Cellone
This message was sent through tachyons.since it is superluminal,i believe you already got it!ps-no epr correlations here!(this was an sms i sent one fine day to my friends!:))
How did kekule find out that ben witnessed the murder?
simple,kekule discovered ben-seen(benzene)
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