Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Mokkai Mokkai,extra extra!!

What did the metallurgist tell his worker when he got a piece of gold he dug up?
Simple,mine!!

What did the mathematician do when he did not understand something about the unit vector?
Simple,he wore his hat!!

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Mokkai time!!

What would a Tamil astronomer do if his mission to Jupiter's satellites fail?
Simple,he would tell, "Io Rama!"

What does the dentist tell his irresponsible junior?
To brush up his basics!!

What does the watchmaker do when he has a lot of watches to repair?
Simple,he works round the clock!

What does the station master tell his apprentice?
That the training would be awesome!

What does the Tamil professor who loves chemistry tell M when she is in a hurry to leave?
Iru di M (iridium).