Thursday, June 24, 2010

Tech mokkais return!!

Why little john never signs deals in closed rooms?

he is 'clause'trophobic!


Why does the athlete who fears frogs not prefer bad tracks?

he is bad-track-ophobic!(batrachophobic) 


Which movie does a neophobic hate?

Matrix!


How does a dwarf wearing colourful dress solve equations with no exact solution?

using the runge-kutta method!(runge=colour,kutta=short)


A mechanical engineer working for the navy was travelling in a ship when he got a stroke and fell unconscious.what did the doc do to revive him?

he used the navy-er st(r)okes equations!(navier-stokes)

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